Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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