There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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