I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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