Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
There's always time for handjobs
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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