my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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