when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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