Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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