she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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