we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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