We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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