Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
