I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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