I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
