so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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