Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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