Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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