That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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