One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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