i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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