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I think I died a long time ago.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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