she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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