A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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