What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
As shirtless as possible
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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