The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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