Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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