Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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