ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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