Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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