Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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