Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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