Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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