you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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