if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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