Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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