Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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