If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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