should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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