I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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