I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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