Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
