Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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