I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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