Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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