My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he shaved USA in his pubs
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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