Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My hand turned me down
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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