I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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