also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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