Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
