ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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