Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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