Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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