Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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