hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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