Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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